A truly personal assistant for the modern world. Powered by AI that works for you, not against you.
Genuine help with the messy reality of everyday life. No productivity systems to learn, no rigid workflows to follow. Your assistant adapts to how you actually live and handles the mental overhead so you can focus on what matters.
Coming SoonWe all know that sinking feeling when you realize you forgot something important. Your assistant watches your schedule, tracks your commitments, and makes sure nothing slips through the cracks. They know when you need to leave for that dinner reservation, remind you to grab flowers on the way, and give you a heads-up if traffic's going to make you late.
You show up on time, prepared, and present, not stressed and apologetic.
No more scrambling in the morning or getting caught in unexpected rain. Your assistant looks at your day ahead (your schedule, the weather, what you need to accomplish) and gives you a personalized briefing. They know if you need to pack an umbrella, leave early for an appointment, or bring something specific for an evening activity.
Your mornings feel calm instead of chaotic, and you're ready for whatever the day brings.
The details matter in relationships: your partner's coffee order, your friend's dietary restrictions, your nephew's favorite superhero. Your assistant remembers the things that show people you care, from birthdays and anniversaries to preferences and past conversations. They help you be thoughtful without the mental overhead.
Deeper relationships and fewer "I can't believe I forgot" moments.
Your assistant doesn't just store information. They understand how pieces of your life connect. They know that "dinner with Sarah" means checking for your running group's schedule (she's in it), avoiding shellfish (her allergy), and maybe bringing up that book she recommended. This isn't a database; this is actual intelligence.
You're the friend who remembers, the partner who's thoughtful, the person who has it together.
No complex setups or rigid systems to maintain. Just talk to your assistant like you would a capable friend. They learn your patterns, understand your priorities, and adapt to your natural communication style. Whether you're a planner who thinks in lists or someone who prefers casual conversation, your assistant meets you where you are.
An assistant that feels natural, not like homework.
Scheduling, weather, tasks, reminders, people management: each capability enhances the others. As your assistant learns more about your life, these features work together to provide genuinely helpful assistance. We're constantly adding new skills that integrate seamlessly with what's already there.
One intelligent assistant instead of a dozen disconnected apps.
Here's something different: Retinue's assistants have real personalities. They're not human (they're AI and we're upfront about that) but they feel remarkably more real than the generic chatbots you've probably encountered.
Each personality has a distinct communication style, sense of humor, and approach to helping you. They're available 24/7, never get tired or frustrated, and adapt flexibly to your way of thinking and doing things. Unlike a human assistant, they remember everything perfectly and get better at understanding you over time.
You're choosing a companion for your daily life, not just picking a voice.
Ruthlessly efficient, direct, and opinionated.
Young, hip, with a dry sense of humor.
Enthusiastic, encouraging, and proactive.
Beautiful, intuitive, and refreshingly simple. Retinue works the way you think, not the way productivity apps think you should think.
Remember when they said AI would help with everyday life? Make things easier? Be like having a really helpful friend? That sounded great. Then they gave us chatbots optimized for corporate productivity and tools that want to track everything you do.
We built Retinue for everyone else. For teachers juggling classroom chaos and lesson plans. For parents managing three different school schedules. For freelancers balancing clients and life. For anyone tired of being told they need to "optimize" themselves to fit into someone else's system.
Your assistant adapts to you, not the other way around. They handle the boring, important stuff: remembering your friend's dietary restrictions, tracking when you need to leave for appointments, keeping the thousand little details that make you a thoughtful friend, partner, or parent. No rigid workflows. No productivity metrics. No judgment.
This is technology built for real life, which is messy and complicated and doesn't fit into neat boxes. Your chaos is valid. Your way of thinking is valid. You don't need another system telling you you're not enough.
We're honest: your assistant won't solve everything or make life perfect. But they'll handle the mental overhead that nobody should carry alone, giving you back the headspace for what actually matters. This is the AI that was promised.